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So, who are we?Well... At the moment there aren't that many of us, so we're looking for volunteers. If you think you are witty, amusing, have good command of the English language and generally hip & cool then read on....

And do you want a job?

If you're looking for fame, fortune, a luxury lifestyle, papparazi chasing after you and members of the opposite sex trying to rip your clothes off,
     ....then you've come to the wrong place. If however, you can write satirical news stories, are completely off the wall, like the thought of seeing your name in coloured text on a web page and have a warped sense of humour then contact the webmaster or read our submissions page for more information. You never know, you might even get fame, fortune and .....

What we like...

You can submit what you like really. Have a look around the site and see what sort of wacky things we cover. We're always open to new ideas and witty satire, so why not have a think about it?